Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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