Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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