Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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