I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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