i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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