it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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