Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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