The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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