is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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