Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
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