It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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