If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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