It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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