do herpes really smell.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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