Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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