Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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