i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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