Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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