So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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