I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
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