i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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