Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
no. you can't hotbox the world.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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