THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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