Im at strip club and am horny
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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