is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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