I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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