Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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