i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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