Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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