I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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