we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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