love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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