Best friends brother. Beat that.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
