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I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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