You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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