piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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