Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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