that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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