She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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