just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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