I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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