She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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