Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
