That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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