It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
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