If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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