is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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