Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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