that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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