Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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