how hairy? two words: wookie tits
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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